The Learned Olive 2.0

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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(via pizza)

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(Source: xaviary, via sandshoesgrandpaandchinny)

Circa 2006
Brightside/Now and Loud

gettingmadsodas:

Brightside - Circa 2006 - Now and Loud

Back always hurts. Staying up late makes me a jerk. 
In the morning at work, you know I’m the worst. 
watching you across the kitchen while you button your shirt. 
And I’m losing you, but 
Reena Ballerina 
Can you pick me up one more time? 
Can I see you in another life? 

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did

(Source: phillypu, via averageslytherin)

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

(via sandshoesgrandpaandchinny)

jennaanne01:

When a girl texts you this in the middle of night, you keep her.

jennaanne01:

When a girl texts you this in the middle of night, you keep her.

flird:

I just went through the photos from Europe and this one is from one of the happiest nights we had there. It was in cornwall and we wandered up a mountain to watch the sunset over the water. 

flird:

I just went through the photos from Europe and this one is from one of the happiest nights we had there. It was in cornwall and we wandered up a mountain to watch the sunset over the water. 

(via alonesomes)

tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

(Source: drawing-interrupted, via pizza)

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

(Source: , via sandshoesgrandpaandchinny)