The Learned Olive 2.0

guymontagburning:

She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.

(via pizza)

High five my tongue with your tongue

(Source: christianmingle, via pizza)

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

(via chaos-in-harmony)

tastefullyoffensive:

They’re more like guidelines anyway. [x]

(via chaos-in-harmony)

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

(via averageslytherin)

fiction-fantasy-fairytale:

ladyknucklesinshape:

mikkithegazette:

skinnyforskinnys:

How gorgeous is this.

Wow.

I’ve been waiting to see this again.

I need an anime.

this is creepy…but I ship it… -_-

(Source: yellingapple, via bohemian-napsody)